It's August and the celebrities are all here jammed like sardines into upmarket niteries around Ibiza.
Our sleuths spotted former rapper P Diddy, (or is it the rapper formerly known as Puff Daddy) smoking a big cigar with only his bodyguards for company.
Hollywood actor Billy Zane was clocked in a chillout area in Pacha having a 'dead calm' time. And finally the first husband of Princess Caroline of Monaco, Philippe Junot, here for a few days, summed up his stay in Ibiza with, 'it's more fun than Marbella'