San Antonio is going to splash out €3,700 cleaning the bottom of the sea, or sea bed as it would be called by less scurrilous writers, so that it looks nice for anybody on a glass-bottom-boat cruise.
Apparently, there's all sorts of rubbish in Davy Jones' locker, most of it jettisoned as useless ballast by the crews of the bright yellow pedaloes which patrol our shores.
Ibiza Best Dive are providing the manpower to sweep the sea bottom free of cans of Fanta orange, San Miguel bottles, giant family size packets of crisps, and Rolex Oyster watches which have been carelessly discarded by their one-time owners.